Gum Horoscope: What You Chew and What It Says About You

by Delanee Ensley


Ever been curious about what gum you should chew based on your horoscope? Well, look no further! Here is what you chew and what it says about you!



Aquarius: January 20th - February 18th

Aquariuses are very progressive and independent, but they can also be shy. That’s why Mentos Gum is perfect! This gum has a hard outer coating and a soft, chewy center, just like an Aquarius. Mentos Gum comes in many different flavors, so there’s never a dull moment!


Pisces: February 19th - March 20th

Pisces are known to be compassionate, artistic, and wise, which is why Fruit Stripe gum is fantastic! This gum is fun and fruity, with temporary tattoos printed on the sticks. The zebra on the packaging appeals to the child-like compassionate side, while the colors are totally artistic!


Aries: March 21st - April 19th

Aries can be very courageous, confident, and enthusiastic, which is why Big Red is the best chew for you! This cinnamon-flavored gum is confident in its name and courageous in its flavoring. Whether you got a big day ahead of you or just a chill afternoon, this spicy cinnamon gum will keep you on your toes!


Taurus: April 20th - May 20th

Tauruses are known to be reliable, responsible, and patient. Eclipse gum is a perfect sticky chew! This gum has a crunchy shell and a soft center with a long-lasting mint flavor, which makes it a reliable gum for a reliable you!


Gemini: May 21st - June 20th

Geminis are gentle, curious, and affectionate people, and that’s why you should chew Juicy Fruit! Juicy Fruit is a fun flavored gum with a childhood gentleness and a fruitiness that surrounds you. Though it does not have a long-lasting taste, it is perfect for on the go or just a quick, comforting chew!


Cancer: June 21st - July 22nd

Cancers can be persuasive, sympathetic, emotional, and loyal. You Cancers deserve a sympathetic gum, for a sympathetic you, and Orbit has got you covered! Orbit gum is a soft surprise with lots of different flavors to choose from. Though it may be similar to other gums, its soft exterior can comfort you and spread happiness throughout.


Leo: July 23rd - August 22nd

Leos are known to be cheerful, passionate, and creative, which makes Bubble Yum perfect! This bubble gum flavored delight is fun and cheerful and makes for some fantastic bubbles. Do not be afraid to imagine while chewing to get your creative juices flowing. Bubble Yum, is well, yum!


Virgo: August 23rd - September 22nd

Virgos are hardworking, kind, and loyal people! The perfect gum for Virgos is Extra! Extra gum is a sugar-free option, and it comes in tons of minty flavors! Not to mention chewing mint gum is a great brain stimulator, which allows you to keep working hard while chewing!


Libra: September 23rd - October 22nd

Libras are known to be diplomatic, gracious, and cooperative, which makes Trident gum perfect! Trident comes in many different flavors, including fruit and mint mouthwatering sweetness. The many different flavors produce a gracious and cooperative pallet which allows for a fun treat on the go!


Scorpio: October 23rd - November 21st

Scorpios can be powerful, brave, and resourceful, which allows for Ice Breakers Ice Cubes to be the perfect gum! This gum comes in a no-nonsense container that allows it to be found easily, which is great for the resourceful powers of a Scorpio. Ice Breakers Ice Cubes come in many different flavors, including minty and fruity. Each flavor includes powerful flavor beads to keep the flavor going!


Sagittarius: November 22nd - December 21st

Sagittariuses are generous with a great sense of humor. That’s why Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape is the perfect chew! It’s a fun way to chew your gum, and you can create the amount you want to chew, so you can have as much or as little as you want. The bubble gum flavor is a fun throwback, and you can even pop bubbles, which always tends to make me laugh!


Capricorn: December 22nd - January 19th

Capricorns tend to be responsible, disciplined, and tend to be self-controlled, which makes 5 Gum perfect! 5 Gum has sleek, classy packaging, which makes it perfect for your disciplined life. This gum also comes in many fun flavors, including fruit and mint! So take five and chew some 5 Gum!

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